Monty Python pre-orders are expected to ship March 2025

Where'd you get the coconuts?
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

A little bit about the Coconut Dice Roller:

A pair of all-natural, 100% plastic coconut shells stamped with the logo. Perfect for shaking up and rolling dice.

It goes without saying that using them to make cloppity-clop noises to simulate the sound of equine travel is right out.